So like

I’m not used to this whole guys buying me things

just because they’re attracted to me

…..

It’s kind of awesome.

projectpatta:

rapewhistled:

its weird how today will only come once

but even weirder how today i came twice

I’ve had a lot of people tell me they think I’m quiet when I have sex but

Jokes on them I’m loud and rough and all I do is cuss like a sailor

e-n-o:

*shy but actually a sex freak*

i-touched-eridans-butt:

I went on Google Images and typed in Samurai Jack andI was not disapointed

This is a man’s job

I think it’s funny how whenever I am lifting heavy things at work any male customer will tell me that it’s a mans job and how I shouldn’t be doing it blah blah blah and today when I went to go throw away my dads household trash from his contracting job at the local landfill this other guy was like wow this is a mans job not a lady’s work I don’t know who told you to do this blah blah blah or driving my dads big ass ford truck

Sometimes I feel tough and strong…

Sometimes it explains so much about me.